This blog has been interrupted by an important announcement from the all mighty Pan.
To my loyal subjects...
A travesty has occurred today. An act so unspeakable, that I cannot but hang my head in shame.
My "mother" as she likes to call herself neglected to fill my bowl all day. True there was still food in it, but tisk. I only eat the freshest of.. this food which she calls dry science diet.
This, I could have overlooked. After all my mother is notorious for not filling my chalice till the end of the day, when I've had to remind her constantly.
No, instead this "grandmother" person, minion... subject... decided to be sick all day and not turn on the water in the bathroom sink for me. Not once. Yes my mother filled my water bowl with purified water... but that is not acceptable. I demand fresh water from the tap any time I wish. Whether I drink it or not is completely up to my discretion.
There shall be retribution. I think I will provide a special gift for my mother to find with her bare feet in the middle of the night.
Now subjects, you can go back to adoring me.
The Ruler of all he surveys and member in high standing of the Q Continuum.
Today's post brought to you in truth by the "Darling Daughter". Mum is under the weather. Posts to resume shortly.
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