Ahem.
To my loyal subjects...
A travesty has occurred today. An act so unspeakable, that I cannot but hang my head in shame.
My "mother" as she likes to call herself neglected to fill my bowl all day. True there was still food in it, but tisk. I only eat the freshest of.. this food which she calls dry science diet.
This, I could have overlooked. After all my mother is notorious for not filling my chalice till the end of the day, when I've had to remind her constantly.
No, instead this "grandmother" person, minion... subject... decided to be sick all day and not turn on the water in the bathroom sink for me. Not once. Yes my mother filled my water bowl with purified water... but that is not acceptable. I demand fresh water from the tap any time I wish. Whether I drink it or not is completely up to my discretion.
There shall be retribution. I think I will provide a special gift for my mother to find with her bare feet in the middle of the night.
Now subjects, you can go back to adoring me.
Pan
The Ruler of all he surveys and member in high standing of the Q Continuum.
Today's post brought to you in truth by the "Darling Daughter". Mum is under the weather. Posts to resume shortly.
Same bat time, Same bat channel.
6 comments:
Poor Leslie!
Please give her my best wishes and warm hugs. Hope she feels better soon.
Now Pan, you be a good kitty and let your Mother rest!
Leslie, I hope you get to feeling better soon!
The post was awesome.
Your Most Royal Highness Pan,
I am most distressed to hear your *mother* is under the weather and you were subjected to such menial treatment.
However, you must remember that we, your slaves and minions of adoration, are not invincible as you, and have to endure disgusting illnesses.
Therefore, I send healing wishes to your *mother* and am sure she will make it up to you when she is back on her feet.
Groveling appropriately,
Minion Anne
P.S. Leslie, hope you're feeling better! XXOO!!!!!
Thanks everyone, including the darling daughter for the well wishes. I am out of the bed hopefully for the whole day. The DD did a good job with the post too.
Awww what a cute kittie!
I'm glad to hear that you're out of bed! Hope you continue to feel better. Enjoy the week-end.
Val
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